May 2012
Milkshake: A Haiku
nickmoorexvx:
Oh, God damn it bruh.
This milkshake fine as hell bruh.
Oh bruh, God damn it.
cabout:
theoeuvre:
this may, in fact, be perfect
fuck
wellalright:
my mom asked me to get plastic cutlery for this party at her school
her: why did the spoons cost twice as much as the forks if you get the same amount?
me: i don’t know. i guess it’s because…because like in a pinch a spoon could do the job of a fork, you know? like you could eat cake with a spoon. but like a fork could never do what a spoon does, it couldn’t hold a liquid, you...
The kids have it all figured out.
anarchymydear:
Anonymous asked: what tattoos do you have and will you post pictures of them?
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whenthereisfire replied to your photoset: Guess who just ordered one of these bad boys?? …
Oh man, I found one of those on eBay for $10 one time and it’s by far my favorite film camera. You’ll love it!
I’m sure I will! I’m really looking forward to it!
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aquadragonmew:
leaky-sneaky-oprichniki:
hmmyesperfect:
Well, I got what I clicked for. Well done internet.
Somehow I expected that…
anus:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
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holy shit this is awesome
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longlivelink:
Hey boy, come here Let me tell you about your future look deep into my eyes Tonight boy Imma sneak into your room And Im gonna lick your nipples while you sleep
And it will be fantastic That’ll be 10 rupees
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by `zebrazebrazebra
This little red book you call the human body: take it up and shake it. Shake the flaking pages out of it, shake it from endpaper to endpaper until the last of the phrases are gone; shake it until it’s aching and empty, the soul of a bird. I will give you new words.
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